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The Ryan's Steakhouse Story
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| Anonymous
Posted on 12/27/2002 12:01:40 PM PST by M. Peach
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Has something similar happened to you?
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posted on
12/27/2002 12:01:41 PM PST
by
M. Peach
To: M. Peach
All the Ryan's in our town have closed. Apparently they were contributing to the cause of stories like this.
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posted on
12/27/2002 12:06:16 PM PST
by
js1138
To: M. Peach
OMG, that HAS to be the funniest thing I have ever read. My eyes are tearing from laughing so hard.
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posted on
12/27/2002 12:11:59 PM PST
by
Lovergirl
To: M. Peach
This would be very funny, if I were 11 years old. Shit jokes were really a scream back then...
To: M. Peach
This is a hoot.
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posted on
12/27/2002 12:17:50 PM PST
by
SternTrek
To: RANGERAIRBORNE; M. Peach
Oh lighten up, Ranger!
Funniest damn thing I have read all day, Peach!
To: M. Peach
PEACH, that was the funniest thing i have read in a while. I still have tears from laughing.
To: M. Peach
Has something similar happened to you? IF IT HAD, I WOULD HAVE MOVED OUT OF TOWN!!
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posted on
12/30/2002 7:35:26 PM PST
by
potlatch
To: M. Peach
Read this if you want a gut wrenching laugh!
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posted on
12/31/2002 10:24:54 AM PST
by
M. Peach
To: M. Peach
BTTT....lol
To: homeschool mama
My kinda read!!
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posted on
12/31/2002 11:25:28 AM PST
by
Fidgit
To: M. Peach
Amateurs! When you've had your gall bladder removed and ANY first morning meal stimulates your bowels, then you will learn to prepare ahead. People without this unfortunately frequent experience, do not understand when it's time to go, it is time to go!
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posted on
12/31/2002 12:07:27 PM PST
by
glory
To: glory; Fidgit
Glory: LOL...good thing gall bladder removal prompts different reactions in different patients. I don't have *that* problem.
Fidgit: You're a sick man...but I love ya!
To: M. Peach
Peach, now that you've explained "the Move", the women will expect us to execute it flawlessly all the time! Thanks a lot! -- LOL!
Man, I've come close, but I've never had a bad night like that one! Takes the cake! (Er, so to speak!)
Better luck next trip!
To: M. Peach
Well, there was the time I went deep sea fishing on a friend's 23' boat and got seasick. Both ends opened up as I lay across the bow of the boat with my pants down.
Most humiliating moment of my life...
To: snopercod
One time on my boat (a Ranger 28 at the time), during an overnight race from Greenwich, CT, to New Haven CT and back, we hit some real rought weather. One of my crew decides he needs to take a dump. He goes down below, where of course one is more likely to get seasick. So anyway, he takes a dump. While pumping the head, he smells his dump, and then throws up all over the place. Needless to say, nobody else went down below after.
To: Stingray51; Eugene Tackleberry
Stingray, I just posted about your brother.
To: RnMomof7
A little humor for you!
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posted on
12/31/2002 7:55:25 PM PST
by
restornu
To: M. Peach
Building a house on Nantucket in the winter of '88/'89, we spent the night carousing at the islands various watering holes.
Next morning, hung over like a fiend and totally dehydrated, I wandered out to the Compass Rose at the airport for a huge breakfast of sausage, eggs and potatoes, lots of coffee.
Driving back to the job site, still feeling dehydrated, I thought it would be a good idea to get a quart jug of Welch's White Grape Juice. Wrong!
I got to the site, laid out some work for the boys and suddenly it struck.
I jumped down from the second floor, streaked for my truck and headed for our rental house two blocks away.
I just got the door opened and rushed inside when the gates of hell opened up and I shat myself in a stream of foul semi-liquid goo. Down the hall toward the bathroom still going and fouling everything in my path.
I took all my clothes and threw them in the washing machine and naked swabbed and disinfected the kitchen, hallway, bathroom and cellar stairs before hitting the shower and cleaning myself up.
After getting my clothes out of the dryer, I redressed and went back to the site, berating the crew for having done so little in my absence.
Between embarassment and certain knowledge of the ribbing I would take, it took me over a month to fess up to what had actually happened.
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posted on
01/04/2003 3:33:57 PM PST
by
metesky
To: metesky
I must compliment you on your writing style. You have the ability to paint vivid pictures with your attention to detail. Your story is also absolutely hilarious.
I must confess to a similar incident wherein I indulged in too much fruit juice as well. We were out camping and I suddenly realized that I had less than a minute to react to an overwhelming sensation quickly brewing in my belly. Unfortunately, I was more than 60 seconds away from the outhouse.
I must have resembled a penguin scurrying to the water when I suddenly stubbed my toe on a rock and you can guess what happened next. I'll leave that to your imagination.
Modesty prevents me from attempting to compete with your articulate narration.
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posted on
01/04/2003 4:40:41 PM PST
by
M. Peach
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