[NUCKLEHEAD]

Ken Hamblin (hamblin.com) used to have something almost identical. You could enter your name and it would produce a personalized certificate that you could print out and frame. I don't know if he still has it though. I think it was called a Certificate of Absolution...

[TheMole]

I remember that. You could print out the Certificate of Absolution after entering a name and chossing from a list of things to be absolved from, the first of which was "White Guilt".