[Consort]

Osama will appear on videotape describing how, when, and where he died.

[DManA]

At some point this year on the SNL "News" segment, one of the readers will say:

"This just in. Ossama Bin Lauden is still dead."

It will be the first funny think on SNL in 5 years.

[RonDog]

See also:

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