[Jim Noble]

>>At the same time, women are really insecure too, because we're living in a hybrid time. They want male protection/security but they want freedom to express themselves too. And there are no rules in this new time

There are two rules:

1) If you're getting the milk for free, why buy the cow

2) Why keep Maureen Dowd if you can have Catherine Zeta-Jones.

[BuddhaBoy]

Three more of the new rules:

3) Don't marry or live with a single mother.

4) Get DNA tests for any paternity claims.

5) Suitable men don't find suitable women in bars and clubs.

[equus]

I just have a funny feeling Catherine Zeta-Jones wouldn't look at you once much less twice.

Here are two rules

1) Only give your milk if he has money power and good looks

2) Read Maureen Dowd, and watch Catherine Zeta-Jones