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Here a few more ... (Sorry, some will probably be repeats.)

You hate Clinton jokes.
You think trees have feelings and the fetus is a blob of protoplasm.
You think a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority, while sex education, condom distribution, and multi-culturalism are values-neutral.
You agonize over threats to the natural environment (acid rain, toxic waste) but are oblivious to threats to the social environment (pornography, promiscuity, and family dissolution).
You pale at the execution of child killers, but defend the killing of unborn children as an expression of choice. You believe the National Rifle Association helps criminals, while the American Civil Liberties Union protects the innocent.
Jesse Jackson makes sense to you.
Barbra Streisand makes even more sense.
You think Hillary is totally hot.
You think deficits are caused by tax loopholes.
You are convinced that proponents of welfare reform hate the poor and opponents of Affirmative Action hate minorities, but AIDS activists who bash the Pope and People for the American Way types who go psycho over Protestant "fundamentalism" are guardians of democracy.
In your wedding vows, the "love, honor, and cherish" part was replaced with "legitimize, empower, and respect her reproductive freedom."
You think marriage is obsolete...except for homosexuals.
Instead of Cowboys and Indians, your children play "Barbaric Imperialists and Innocent Native Americans".
You own something that says, "Gore for President, " and still display it.
You've tried to argue in favor of anything based on, "Well, they're gonna do it anyway so..."
You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this."
You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.