Here's the email I just sent her...
Arianna,
Just a question. How much energy does Larry David's mansion use? Or Stephen Bing's? Or yours? The private jets run on solar power, right? Leaf blowers for the tennis courts use natural gas? Wind power provides the heat for the pool?
I didn't realize that the latest Bentleys, Ferraris, Mercedes or Jaguars had been converted to hydrogen fuel. Of course, I'm just a one of the great unwashed, so details like this escape me. However, it is nice to know that Mr. Bing's packed garage doesn't include anything so obscene as a terrorism-sponsoring, fossil-fueled Land Rover. And I'm sure that he only hands out 10-speed bikes to his various mistresses, being a patriotic American, and all.
Yep, you windbags suck up more energy in a month than most of us serfs do in a year, and yet you have the gall to lecture us about our choice of vehicle. Tell you what, when you and the rest of the your moron friends on the Westside learn to live in 1800 square feet, I'll learn to drive something other than an SUV. Until then, do like your ex and suck tailpipe.
Bootyist
Send her one yourself. It's fun and theraputic.
arianna@ariannaonline.comArianna dodn't realize that a lot of us buy SUV's so we can haul more people and drive fewer cars. My family would have to drive two Toyoda's to to the job of one Yukon.
This campaign is designed to keep classes at each other's throats.