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DOUBLE-HELIX HOAX₂

by Mia T, (written in 1999 and 2000)

NOTE, 10.23.06:
This story has an interesting moral dimension and exposes clinton disdain for blacks, for the underclass, for women... and perhaps even for kids.
That said, this story is too tabloid and pursuing it would only reinforce (1) the leftist stereotype of clinton foes and (2) the notion that the clinton scandals are no more than the wild inventions of a nutty right wing.

Curioli suggested that presenting a "protected sequence"; i.e., an altered version of actual DNA information, is commonplace in the fields of genetic and virological research as a matter of industrial security. In a president's case, the need for DNA confidentiality could be more pressing.

The Secret Service seems acutely aware of this need. When the President took a few sips of beer during a photo-op at a pub in Manchester, England in 1997, Mr. Clinton's security detail wasted little time confiscating his glass as he departed. Reportedly, the Secret Service smashed the glass and were concerned that Clinton's fingerprints and DNA could fall into the wrong hands.

Clinton Paternity 'Test' Called into Question
Carl Limbacher, January 18, 1999

There is NO way the FBI would have released the clinton's unaltered presidential DNA sequence into the public domain.

Thus, the Star-Magazine-financed paternity test proved ABSOLUTELY NOTHING -- ZERO -- about the paternity of Danny Williams.

On the other hand, Stephanopoulos' '92 reaction, Clinton's non-reaction, Clinton's lifelong history of sexual predation and Clinton's generalized, effortless exploitation of the weak and vulnerable, including women and blacks--especially women and blacks! strongly suggest clinton paternity.

It would be simple for an enterprising media type or politico or even some anonymous, hand-shaking voter to swipe some cells.

I mean, the Secret Service cannot possibly protect each and every one of the zillions of cells constantly being sloughed off by the lizard. A few strands of his Brillo or shedding scales would do. (Think doublestick tape.)

With thy sharp teeth this knot intrinsicate
Of life at once untie.

Antony and Cleopatra V, ii, 304-05

Peggy Noonan's excellent piece in yesterday's Wall Street Journal is really the story of the death of democracy. At its core it is the description of the human double helix gone terribly awry, of a denatured protein grotesquely twisted, of two mutant, tangled strands of DNA, the basest imaginable of base pairs linked permanently, as firmly as guanine to cytosine, bill inexorably to hillary and conversely, doing what they do best, and doing it relentlessly.

Mia T,
The Aliens

The only way they can win is to convince people that we're space aliens.

bill clinton
Clinton says Giuliani using `right-wing venom machine'

DNA, the acronym for
the double helix tongue twister
deoxyribonucleic acid,
became the Scotch Tape of forensic identification
during the sanguinary OJ Era.

Now that we are sloshing through the Semen Age of Clinton,
DNA analysis has again resurfaced as a tool of lawyers
and the sociopaths they defend.

When the lay public hears "DNA match,"
it reflexively thinks "certain identity,"
not understanding that results are expressed
in terms of a probability of chance occurrence.

Nonetheless, it would not be an overstatement to say
that Kenneth Starr established conclusively
that the semen on Monica's navy blue Gap dress was clinton's.

RFLP analysis of clinton's DNA determined
that the frequency of the matching genetic markers
extracted from the presidential fluids
is characteristic of one out of 7.87 trillion Caucasians.

The world population is only around 5 or so billion.
So, statistically speaking,
you would have to search outer space to find another match.
Maybe clinton lackey Glenn will find it...

Mia T
JEFFERSON PATERNITY: DOUBLE HELIX HOAX?

Hypocrisy abounds in this Age of Clinton, a Postmodern Oz rife with constitutional deconstruction and semantic subversion, a virtual surreality polymarked by presidential alleles peccantly misplaced or, in the case of Jefferson posthumously misappropriated...

--Mia T, THE OTHER NIXON