Um, right. Sure. Whatever you say.
You can't be "excommunicated" from a parish, and canon law makes it very clear that a Catholic cannot be denied the Sacraments unless they are a notorious public sinner. Any parish that refused you the sacraments because they thought you hadn't "given" enough automatically made you the winning plaintiff in a canon law suit. Congratulations.
What a lovely ending to the story! Cheers, Campion.