But you are exactly right about the canned speech. These folks are capable only of regurgitating the same tired poopooheaded propagandaspeak that they've been fed. I've said this before to anyone who would listen.
This is most noticable in the repeating of the same catch phrases and buzz words, sometimes arranged in schema A, sometimes in schema B....but always the same Null value.
What's I get such a hoot from is that they can chirp they cabooses off and say absolutely nothing. ~ "Where's the beef?"......