All one of these morons need to do is to get in my face - I'm not the smallest man in the world; so if they're stupid enough to do that, I can just body slam them into next week.
Then again, maybe, in order to prevent getting my hands dirty, they can become hood ornaments for my Urban Assault Vehicle...
If you use violence, which I would love to do, you will play into their hands. It does sound delicious, though.