HELP KEEP THE LIGHTS ON: First Quarter '03 FReepathon Now Underway .. Thread 6

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[RottiBiz]

Hi, Mo.

Hope you're feeling better today.

How do you like those scoreboards?

(You know what I mean. LOL!)

[glock rocks]

Thank you anniegetyourgun !!

[glock rocks]

i just can't get the image of richard pryor in flames out of my head.

[Mo1]

I was just about to take some cold meds and a nap for a bit .. my head feels like it's going to explode

Remind me to send a thank you note to the neighborhood kiddies for this cold

I saw the scoreboard .. very very nice

[anniegetyourgun]

AGYG <----taking a bow!

And thanks to all of you for 'reminding' people to give.

[Mo1]

FOFL .. You are so bad

I was thinking someone in the DNC sure doesn't want Al in the race

Something tells me old Al ain't going away that easy

[EdReform]

Good morning! Checking in and bumping the thread.

Bumping for new monthly donors

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[Gabz]

Thank You Lone Star State FREEPER

Thank You Empire State FREEPER

[RottiBiz]

Go get your nap, Mo.

We'll hold down the fort!

[Gabz]

Thank you Beaver State FREEPER!!!!

[Gabz]

Thank you Sunshine State FREEPER!!!!

Thank You Lone Star State FREEPERS!!!!!!!

Thank you FREEPER From Chile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RottiBiz]

Good morning, Gabz.

Good luck with the realtor!

[Polycarp]

Looks great!

I sent in my quarterly $50 just before this campaign started. Thanks!

[RottiBiz]

Thank you, Polycarp!

Your support is appreciated.

[Gabz]

Thank you Sunshine State FREEPER!!!!

Thank You Golden State FREEPER!!!

[CedarDave]

Morning all. I've given my donation (though I might pry open the wallet a bit more down the home stretch), but thought I'd ask if anyone knows of a thread with all the great slogans that were displayed at the Patriots rally. They make great taglines. Samples:

Pacifists are the parasites of Freedom
We gave peace a chance, what we got was 9/11
If you must burn the flag, wrap yourself in it

Others??

(p.s. this is also posted on the Patriots Rally for America thread)

[Gabz]

I've got no clue whether they are going to be coming today or not - so I've got to make this place presentable - which means I will probably be a bit scarce - but will check back as often as I can!!!!!

FREEPERS ROCK!!!!!!!

[justshe]

GOOD MORNING ALL!

I was reading the earlier posts about "old" things and thought you might enjoy this email I received from a friend.

Those of us old enough to remember the old Hollywood Squares Game Show (before Whoopi) will appreciate these questions and answers from some of the funniest people on earth. These are taken from shows from the 70's. Enjoy them.

Q: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high?
A: Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A: George Gobel: Boy it sure seems that way sometimes...

Q: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A: Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he's really attractive, is it okay to come out directly and ask him if he's married?
A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.

Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I love you"?
A: Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

Q: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while you are talking?
A: Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older question, Peter...and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget!

Q: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A: Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year?
A: Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing strawberries!

Q: In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A: Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?
A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q: Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A: Paul Lynde: Make him bark.

Q: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A: Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A: Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army!

Q: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body -- what is it?
A: Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected!

Q: Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A: George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A: Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Q: When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for it's sex?
A: Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him.

Q: Do female frogs croak?
A: Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q: Imagine you are a child in your mother's womb, can you detect light?
A: Paul Lynde: Only during ballet practice.

[RottiBiz]

It's OK, I'll be here.

Good luck!

[justshe]

Bumping the thread to get us over the hump to 501.