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"Cowboy" Bush challenged by bovines. [Christopher Hitchens]
Slate - MSN ^ | 1/27/03 | Christopher Hitchens

Posted on 01/28/2003 6:46:39 AM PST by Hipixs

fighting words
"Cowboy"
Bush challenged by bovines.
By Christopher Hitchens
Posted Monday, January 27, 2003, at 3:49 PM PT

To be reading the European press or visiting a European capital these days is to witness a strenuous competition. The competition, which is easy to enter but not at all easy to win, is to see how many times a person can get the word "cowboy" into an article or a speech. In normal times, an editor would probably limit the usage automatically, if only to avoid the vulgarity of repetition, but this quotidian rule is being relaxed these days. The term can appear any number of times as long as it is affixed to the proper name "Bush."

On its own, the word "cowboy" is not particularly opprobrious. It means a ranch hand or cattle driver, almost by definition a mounted one, herding the steers in the general direction of Cheyenne and thus providing protein on the hoof. The job calls for toughness and has little appeal to the sentimental. A typical cowboy would be laconic, patient, somewhat fatalistic, and prone to spend his wages on brawling and loose gallantry. His first duty is to cattle, and he has to have an eye for weather. Unpolished, but in his way invaluable. A rough job but someone's got to do it. And so forth.

The old children's game of "cowboys and Indians" summarizes the association of the cowboy with the frontier and with the wars on the plains and ranges against the indigenous tribes. Actually, the cutting-edge work here was done with cavalry sabers, pox-blankets, repeating rifles, and other weapons of routine destruction. Yet the word "cavalryman" is as indissoluble from the concept of chivalry as the word "cowboy" is from the notion of the uncouth.

Still a third implication is that of the lone horseman, up against the world with nothing more than his six-shooter and steed and lariat. He might be a stick-up artist and the terror of the stagecoach industry, or he might be a solitary fighter for justice and vindicator of the rights of defenseless females. Henry Kissinger never quite recovered from the heartless mirth he attracted when he told Orianna Fallaci that Americans identified with men like himself—the solitary, gaunt hero astride a white horse (as opposed to the corpulent opportunist academic leaking to the press aboard a taxpayer-funded shuttle).

In England, "cowboy" is often used dismissively to describe a fly-by-night business or a shady or gamey entrepreneur, as well as anybody who, while making more noise and more claims than are good for him, is flaky when it comes to delivering the goods.

Finally, though Wyoming and Montana and other states are rich in lore, the word "cowboy" has a special relationship with the state of Texas, its "lone star" logo, and the name of its Dallas football team. (The laureate of the state and its cattle drives, Larry McMurtry, is oddly enough not considered by right-thinking people to be a hayseed or a gunslinger.) President Bush has played to this strength, if it is a strength, at least three times that I can think of. The first was when he admitted to having been a bit of a cowboy in his youth, in both personal and business terms. The second was when he called for the apprehension of Osama Bin Laden and made a point of stressing the old "Wanted"-poster words: "Dead or Alive." The third was when he was asked about the murder of an Arab-American in Texas after 11 Sept. and remarked rather ominously that the perpetrator had "picked the wrong state" in which to commit this outrage. One could almost  see the noose snaking over the limb of the tree …

Boiled down, then, the use of the word "cowboy" expresses a fixed attitude and an expectation, on the part of non-Texans, about people from Texas. It's a competition between a clichéd mentality (which would of course never dream of regarding itself as clichéd) and a cliché itself. How well—apart from some "with us or with the terrorists" rhetoric—does the president fit the stereotype?

To have had three planeloads of kidnapped civilians crashed into urban centers might have brought out a touch of the cowboy even in Adlai Stevenson. But Bush waited almost five weeks before launching any sort of retaliatory strike. And we have impressive agreement among all sources to the effect that he spent much of that time in consultation. A cowboy surely would have wanted to do something dramatic and impulsive (such as to blow up at least an aspirin-factory in Sudan) in order to beat the chest and show he wasn't to be messed with. But it turns out that refined Parisians are keener on such "unilateral" gestures—putting a bomb onboard the Rainbow Warrior, invading Rwanda on the side of the killers, dispatching French troops to the Ivory Coast without a by-your-leave, building a reactor for Saddam Hussein, and all the rest of it.

In the present case of Iraq, a cowboy would have overruled the numerous wimps and faint hearts who he somehow appointed to his administration and would have evinced loud scorn for the assemblage of sissies and toadies who compose the majority of the United Nations. Instead, Bush has rejoined UNESCO, paid most of the U.S. dues to the U.N., and returned repeatedly to the podium of the organization in order to recall it to its responsibility for existing resolutions. While every amateur expert knows that weather conditions for an intervention in the Gulf will start to turn adverse by the end of next month, he has extended deadline after deadline. He has not commented on the eagerness of the media to print every injunction of caution and misgiving from State Department sources. The Saudis don't want the United States to use the base it built for the protection of "the Kingdom"? Very well, build another one in a state that welcomes the idea. Do the Turks and Jordanians want to have their palms greased before discovering what principles may be at stake? Greased they will be. In a way, this can be described as "a drive to war." But only in a way. It would be as well described as a decided insistence that confrontation with Saddam Hussein is inevitable—a proposition that is relatively hard to dispute from any standpoint. It's true that Bush was somewhat brusque with Chancellor Gerhard Schröder, but then Schröder is a man so sensitive that he recently sought an injunction against a London newspaper for printing speculation about his hair color and his notoriously volatile domestic life. What we are really seeing, in this and other tantrums, is not a Texan cowboy on the loose but the even less elevating spectacle of European elites having a cow.
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To: danneskjold
My God! Hitchens has turned into Shane!
21 posted on 01/28/2003 8:11:51 AM PST by miss marmelstein
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To: Mike Darancette
There was really little open conflict between working cowboys and Indians.

Absolutely right - enough of them were Indians to make that less likely. By the time of the cattle drives the extinction that had begun with Cortez and the dislocation that was largely a result of the British model of cultivation colonization were largely over. And the cattle drives themselves didn't last long after the railroads came through, and that lonely range cowboy playing his guitar to the cattle on the lone prairie (ever wonder where these guys carried guitars? I'm thinking it must have been in the camera van) morphed into the working stockman who survives to this day.

Now, "cowboy" as a sobriquet conjures (to me, at least) the image of a guy riding at full gallop into town, sixgun firing wildly into the air. This, too, is a bit of a stretch inasmuch as the townspeople tended to be considerably better-armed than the cowboys and took a dim view of unwashed trail jockeys shooting up their tiffin. Coffeeville and Northfield come to mind. Home team 21, Cowboys 0.

22 posted on 01/28/2003 8:16:19 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Hipixs
The third was when he was asked about the murder of an Arab-American in Texas after 11 Sept. and remarked rather ominously that the perpetrator had "picked the wrong state" in which to commit this outrage. One could almost see the noose snaking over the limb of the tree.

His imagery here is a bit out of date. We no longer hang 'em high but we do give 'em the "ultimate high".

23 posted on 01/28/2003 8:19:52 AM PST by Timocrat
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To: Billthedrill
Very good summation, rendered in your usual lapidary style.

When Euros accuse Bush of being a cowboy, they confuse a cowboy with a gunslinger (on occasion cowboys qualified for both roles) from old western movies. The concept is strictly Hollywood, and has nothing to do with the actual old west.

Euros can't be taken too much to task, though, since Americans frequently use the term in the same way.

24 posted on 01/28/2003 9:42:08 AM PST by beckett
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To: Hipixs
Beautiful. Hitchens and Steyn Rule!
25 posted on 01/28/2003 10:00:36 AM PST by swarthyguy
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To: Billthedrill
Now, "cowboy" as a sobriquet conjures (to me, at least) the image of a guy riding at full gallop into town, sixgun firing wildly into the air...

Brings to my mind a guy working for $10/month and found for a small rancher. His job is fixing fences, rounding up strays, breaking horses and doing periodic round-ups while trying to stay out of the sight of the rancher or foreman.

The Cowboy was Black, White, Mexican or part Indian, and usually crippled to some degree by 30; an individualist with a sense of right and wrong as cowboys that tried to cut corners or stray from the path usually ended up dead.

I consider the term Cowboy to be a title of Honor.

26 posted on 01/28/2003 11:40:15 AM PST by Mike Darancette (Ugly American Cowboy)
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To: ravingnutter
whoops looks like you earned your name,it was meant as a joke sorry it flew over your head.....
27 posted on 01/29/2003 7:07:28 AM PST by linn37 (work my fingers to the bone and what do I get?)
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To: dts32041
LOL. Although, to my mind, capons comes closer to the mark...
28 posted on 01/29/2003 7:09:14 AM PST by mewzilla
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