Woman is made to walk naked before co-workers

Cleveland Plain Dealer ^ | 1-28-2003 | Karen Farkas

[SeeRushToldU_So]

His size is scary, but if he didn't have a gun or crowbar, there is no reason for that to happen if more than 1 person was around.

But he was 60! and there were people around! Maybe he was the youngest one there and he was playing "bully".

[null and void]

He's 60--perhaps he's on his way to some kind of demensia or something(again, not excusing it, but this is just so weird for someone to walk up and do, with no prior history of inpropriety and this old to boot--very strange).

It's just side effects from traces of nerve gas on the mail...

[null and void]

We all seem to be assuming that the coworkers are health strong males. Suppose 110 lb little old ladies, wheel chair bound, Downs syndrome, abuse victims, or other physical, mental, or emotional reasons why a dozen people would be unable to seize the initative?

[tracer]

Ah, yes. The same sort of "valor" that allowed groups of four "jihad warriors" to overpower 150 or so passengers on each of four airliners and crash them into prominent US landmarks.

A scum bucket who is 6'5"/235 lbs. can be overpowered by a small group of people or incapacitated by one with the help of a chair, a "supersized" soda bottle, or even a thermos bottle. We are indeed a nation of wimps.

But, fear not. Our masters in Washington, not to mention those in our state houses and city hall buildings, will prtotect us in these troubled times..........

[KnutCase]

What in the hell is a Revenue Assurance Specialist? Must be someone who checks each envelope to see if it has a stamp on it. Well, he's now a Retirement Assurance Specialist.....just assured his early retirement.

[weikel]

Well there is the little matter of the ten dollars you owe. Plus compound interest plus what I would make on it shorting gold( which will sink like a Polish battleship after the Iraq walkover) that will compound to approximately 22,000 dollars.

[tracer]

Perhaps there is a connection to the unique sign often found in post office lobbies: "It is a Federal offense to assault a postal employee."

Now, then, why would such a sign, absent from every other gummint facility that I have ever visited, be necessary?

[null and void]

Ah, yes. The same sort of "valor" that allowed groups of four "jihad warriors" to overpower 150 or so passengers on each of four airliners and crash them into prominent US landmarks.

Ummm, 3 landmarks. No one told the passengers on the first three jets that the rules had changed.

The old rules were everbody stays calm, the plane gets flown somewhere, demands are made, some are met, everyone goes home with a great story to tell the grandkids.

The passengers on FLT93 found out that wasn't to be their fate. Totally different outcome.

[Argh]

Try to make me get nekkid in public, and you'll be missing something on your body

Well, there goes fantasy # 44 down the drain. Sheesh! Moving on now to fantasy # 45...

[Dionysius]

"....counsellors will be available...."

How does one become a counsellor? they're everywhere! They're like dog do-do!

[Billthedrill]

THANK GOD THIS STORY IS NOT ABOUT A SENATOR FROM NEW YORK

Egad. There goes lunch. Warn a feller, willya?

[nycgal]

I don't care how large the gentleman was, if he tried this on me he'd be permanently sterile.

That was no gentleman!

[MarkL]

OK, we've established that there is a price...

Hey, Be Nice!!! She's a superhero! And a nice one, at that!

Mark

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Just don't click on todays Helen Thomas thread. YUCK!

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

[steve-b]

Nonsense. It worked at first because, until then, the default assumption was that a "hijacking" was the work of some clown who wanted a free ride to Cuba, and if everybody stayed cool they'd be OK. When the passengers on Flight 93 learned otherwise, they took out the goblins at the cost of their own lives.

[Robert A Cook PE]

"Counselors" are going to be available?

Hmmmmmn.

Latest (democratic/socialist/touchy-feely) job growth market of course.

[Grampa Dave]

I bet that a couple of years of mental disability leave pay better than a couple of years of just retirement.

In a few years with better pay on mental disability and thousands of our tax$'s spent on therapy, he will be cured and retired.

Then he will run for senator for Ohio as the formally disturbed rat.

[isthisnickcool]

Ive generally found these lanky ones best respond to a 30in piece of flame treated louisville hickory, strategically placed at the base of the neck, mid shoulder, or of course across the knees.

There is a weapon in just about all buildings of any size. It is something heavy, made of metal and spews a chemical with great force. They hang on the walls and are bright red in color. Anyone of any age or size could have used one on this guy.

[Tacis]

Here's my bet. Both Lonnie and the object of his affection are black. Most, if not all, of the 12 folks standing by were white. In today's world, what with all the black race pimps running things, white guys probably aren't going to interfere. Maybe, they'll call 911, but no one would raise a concealed weapon or, probably, get involved.

But, consider if Lonnie is black and the female were white. Hate crime?

Then consider if Lonnie were white and the female black! Can't be, of course, or else they'd interrupt the SotU address to bring us a "breaking story." But, think about it. It would certainly be a hate crime and there would be outrage by the step-n-fetchits of the Congressional Black Caucus and the other overseers. The media would be aroused and the other left-wingers, restless. It will be interesting to see if the iron law of ultra-left wing media race reporting holds true, again.