Women Arrested for Public Sex Acts in Madison, Wis. Storefront Window

The Smoking Gun ^ | 25-Jan-2003

[Fitzcarraldo]

Meet Amy Williams, 23, and Meagan Kleinhenz, 22. The gals were popped Saturday (1/25) by Madison, Wisconsin police and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior. But we're gonna let the local cops explain exactly what happened, according to a media release: "As officers were on foot patrol in the 500 block of State St., they observed a large crowd in front of Nogginz. As officers walked closer they saw two females who were directly in front of the clear storefront window, with the lights on, engaging in sexual acts for display. Apparently Williams was not wearing any clothing, except for her pants which were around her ankles. As the officers confronted the two individuals the crowd outside began to "boo" the officers. Williams and Kleinheinz tried to explain to the officers they were doing nothing wrong. Their inappropriate store front window behavior cost them a night in jail."

[Fitzcarraldo]

[DAnconia55]

They could have been pretty at least.

Guess I'd have watched the one on the left, though.

[biblewonk]

Too ugly for normal porn and too creative to turn a normal trick.

[shekkian]

YIKES!!! If this is what the crowd was all excited about watching, I don't want to see the rest of Wisconsin!

[RichInOC]

OHHH! OHHHHHHHHH!!! MY EYES!

[johniegrad]

Whew, that Megan is butt-ugly. Whaddya doin' posting those pictures at lunch time?

[HELLRAISER II]

The one on the left looks pretty happy, these are police photo's aren't they? I don't think I would look to happy if I just got arrested.

[trebb]

Yep, Lesbians and Gay men - paragons of virtue, decency and social liberalism...

[Freebird Forever]

Their parents must be sooooo proud.

[Politicalmom]

She looks like a Klingon.

[DAnconia55]

Too ugly for normal porn

That's quite a scary phrase you have there.

[Billthedrill]

Life isn't fair. If I were to drop my pants in a store display window people would think I was some kind of a perv or something...

[dead]

The one on the left isn't awful (like the one on the right is) but she looks like she's been living on the street a few months, poking herself with dirty needles.

[wimpycat]

Whew, that Megan is butt-ugly. Whaddya doin' posting those pictures at lunch time?

If you read the article closely, you'll realize that probably nobody in the crowd ever saw Megan's face.

(nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

[ewing]

Yikes, I hope they had grocery bags on their heads!

No wonder they couldn't find a guy that night..

[johniegrad]

I gitcha.........."Licketysplit".

[biblewonk]

That's quite a scary phrase you have there.

How so?

[isthisnickcool]

The officers were led to the women when they saw a large number of condoms running away from from the pair. "I wasn't going to touch either of those skanks!" Said Tim Trojan, a local prophylactic.

[Augie]

Oh man, that's ate-up...

[Hemingway's Ghost]

What's the crime? The uglier one was merely enjoying a box lunch.

[ewing]

Meagan wouldnt cut it as a fluffer, and Amy is just about at the low end of the scale.

[Xenalyte]

Major Skank ping!

[RichGuy]

I would guess either of them could get picked up around closing time at a country and western bar. About three beers ugly, maybe four.

[ewing]

I hope the police 'snatched' the offenders out of the store window quickly!

[garv]

How munch are those doggies in the window?

[DAnconia55]

That's quite a scary phrase you have there.

How so?

Too accurate :)

[ewing]

ROFTLOL!

[Wolfie]

Not quite the two women in the Miller Lite ads, eh? Reality sucks.

[DAnconia55]

About three beers ugly, maybe four.

Try about 16 for the one on the right.

[ewing]

Amy is about 8-9 beers and Meghan is alcohol poisioning..

[johniegrad]

Now, now. They have just rejected the unrealistic, popular media standards of beauty forced on them by a male dominated society.

[Dog Gone]

a large crowd in front of Nogginz

How appropriate.

[Wondervixen]

Rush Limbaugh said it best, speaking of Chrissie Hynde of the Pretenders...Looking at the one on the left, I think this fits:

"She looks like someone who could give a man 6 or 8 different sexually transmittable diseases...but you wouldn't care."

As for the other one, I wouldn't characterize her as ugly, but to say she's "plain" would hurt her just as bad.

[Quilla]

Williams and Kleinheinz tried to explain to the officers they were doing nothing wrong.

Ah, the Clinton defense again.

[ewing]

Did the scene of the crime smell like raw fish?

[johniegrad]

Did the scene of the crime smell like raw fish?

Now that's a low blow. Speaking of low blows....

[OXENinFLA]

Nothing that come from behind the "CHEDDAR CURTAIN" surprises me anymore.

[Lando Lincoln]

The gals were "popped" Saturday (1/25)by Madison, Wisconsin police...

Before or after they arrested them? Ah, the turn of a phrase.....

[ken5050]

Wanna bet they're both Sociology majors at the U of Wisconsin....and this little episode was a class project?

[Catspaw]

It *had* to happen on State Street.

[Tijeras_Slim]

If this is what the crowd was all excited about watching, I don't want to see the rest of Wisconsin!

Behold the power of cheese.

[Wolfie]

A new definition of "CheeseHead".

[TRY ONE]

Latest Reports conclude it was an AD for Snap-On-Tools gone bad!

[RichGuy]

Man, you guys are either tremendous drinkers or very hard to satisfy. Strictly an academic debate, at least on my part, since I have been married long enough to have kids the age of these two disgusting perverts. Hopefully mine will never fall to this level of degradation.

[Poohbah]

Behold the power of cheese.

They must've been bitten by the Ugly Moose...the one on the right got bitten twice :o)

[Keith in Iowa]

They should have got themselves a NEA grant and done it in the theater on campus & call it performance art and avoided the night in jail < /sarcasm>

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

YIKES!!! If this is what the crowd was all excited about watching, I don't want to see the rest of Wisconsin!

People in Wisconsin get excited about a lot of things. Blaze orange apparel. A trip to Farm 'N Fleet. Passing by a new Harvestore while driving along a county road. Of course they would find this interesting!

Disclaimer: I'm joking. I'm originally from Wisconsin, and I didn't even grow up on a farm.

[JudyB1938]

Brother! Sure says a lot about your tastes. That gal has EVIL eyes. And those teeth! She looks like a werewolf.

[johniegrad]

And those teeth! She looks like a werewolf.

I know what you mean! I prefer edentulous women myself.

[JudyB1938]

I think you meant EASY to satisfy.