Stumbledee and stumbledum [Saddam & Daschle]

The Washington Times ^ | January 29, 2003 | Tony Blankley

[xsysmgr]

I think I read in a fortune cookie once that "He who has foolish enemies possesses the Mandate of Heaven." In that sense, President Bush is twice blessed. I'm not sure who is President Bush's stupidest opponent: Saddam Hussein or Tom Daschle. Of course, a powerful case can be made for Saddam, whose career-long fetishistic love affair with weapons of mass destruction exposed him to potential oblivion whenever a United States president should come along with the clarity of vision and guts to call him on it. Now that George W. Bush is in the White House, Saddam's fatal hour is upon him. With even Hans Blix and Colin Powell now beating the drums of war, we shall see if the Assyrian dunderhead is capable of giving up his toxic dreams and accepting exile. But like the poor devils who feel compelled to seek the deadly AIDS infection, Saddam has probably eroticised possession of the deadly weapons, and is likely to stand his ground and draw his terminal breath in the next month or two

[WillVoteForFood]

Daschle, ignoring the wise council of his most trusted advisor, resorts to the old Phlegmocrat playbook.

[KeyBored]

Why does l'il Tommie do what he does?

Perhaps the answer can be found in rearranging the letters "tom daschle"

Tom Daschle = Cash Led Tom

[KeyBored]

Here's another:

Scam the old

[MHGinTN]

Li'l Tommy is a member in skank-standing of the Axis Of Acorns ... bitter little nuts.

[coder2]

good for you...

I would call dayton (mn lib), but he would just go "DUH"

[mwl1]

I did call Dayton. I live in Minnesota. The creep needs to hear from us, because by himself he is dumber than a doornail.

[Fifth Business]

I thought that he looked a little bit constipated! Wow! What an evil look.

I thought he looked like an evil marionette, with his sharp nose, angular features, deep puppet lines, and unpleasant disposition (not to mention his stature).

[coder2]

Dumber than a rock for sure...

ok --- I'll call --- I just remember wanting to scream after I got off the phone from wellstone's office..

So --- what did the lib (or phone guy) have to say ?

[mwl1]

Nothing. They were polite... not happy with my comment, but polite. Remember, I was attacking Daschle, not Dayton.

[COBOL2Java]

I just fired off an email to Tony ( tblankley@washingtontimes.com) and congratulated him on yet another erudite analysis.

[arasina]

I think he looks like a demonic Dachshund, but that's not being nice to the little weiner dogs, is it?

[arasina]

THANKS for providing these links to polls! Very interesting (inneressin!) that CNN's polls are totally out of line with all the others!