To: Congressman Billybob
Regarding your experiments in perpetual motion ... Don't jest with me. I am on the verge of the greatest discovery in the history of the galaxy! I can give you this one little hint: My work involves chaining together several creationists in a rubber room. You get infinite output of hot air, yet there is no observable input of any kind.
[From the la-BOR-a-tory of PatrickHenry]
To: PatrickHenry
"My work involves chaining together several creationists in a rubber room. You get infinite output of hot air, yet there is no observable input of any kind.
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Stop that at once! I just ruined another keyboard. But, I suppose I'll have to learn not to drink Coke while reading threads about creationism.
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