[hrhdave]

I have a feeling you're quoting a different Miller. I think this is Larry Miller, humorist for the Weekly Standard, a very funny guy who may be slightly Jewish.

[Warhead W-88]

It's funny, but people just can't seem to keep their millers apart.

For everyone trying to keep their Millers apart--

Larry Miller: Crazy doorman on Seinfeld; crazy father in Ten things I hate about you.

Dennis Miller: Wisecracking sardonic heel psychologist in The Net; wisecracking sardonic heel detective in Tales from the Crypt-- Bordello of Blood

Larry Miller: Practicing Jew

Dennis Miller: Apparently non-practicing Catholic

Larry Miller: Big supporter of Israel; not too enamored of Religion of Peace delegation from Palestine; wants Saddam squashed like a bug

Dennis Miller: Doesn't talk much about Israel or Palestine except to note how "crazy" it all is and "Can't we just find a peaceful solution?"; wants Saddam squashed like a bug

Larry Miller: Loudly began proclaiming conservative stripes three years ago

Dennis Miller: Loudly began proclaiming conservative stripes one year ago

Larry Miller: Funny in a mean-old-neighbor way

Dennis Miller: Funny in a smartalecky way

Dennis Miller: Has long, flowing, curly brown hair

Larry Miller: The less said on this point the better