[Castlebar]

Allow me to say that I have personally handled a NUKE. God forbid I should handle an 11-round magazine

Now wait just a danged minute! I was just checking the records. You signed out for TWO nukes. The log says you only returned one.....Where is it? Cough it up, or I'm gonna tell the duty officer!

[patton]

Um, oh yeah, well thaaat?

See, it fell of the boat. We had a change in sea state, and, well, heck, the GPS fell off, too!

Honest.

[Riley]

I was just checking the records. You signed out for TWO nukes.

Can you sign them out from MWR? :-)