Let’s face it folks….the last time the French had any significance on the world stage, battleships were made from wood, and the muzzle loaded musket was the “latest technology”.
But let’s not judge our Brie-eating/wine-drinking scrawny pi$$-ant brothers and sisters too harshly…..
Well, alright…lets do.
(And by the way…did you know that brie is known as the “queen of cheeses”….which says to me that the frogs are so completely prissified, that they don’t have the stones to make the “KING of ANYTHING”)
The French are a nation of Cliff & Cliffette Claven’s.
Little meaningless people, who know damn well that they are entirely without importance, but like Cliff, will condescendingly take us aside and point out the error of our ways, all the while proving beyond a shadow of a doubt just how trivial they really are.
Well, if I lived in a country where I could throw a rock in any direction and hit an American Cemetery (11 in all) where over 60,000 U.S. “Liberators” have been laid to their final rest, who died bailing my sorry (albeit petite) a$$ out of, not one, but two World Wars, then I would be just as desperate to prove (to myself, if nobody else) my relevance.
So, keep on yakin’ Pierre…
Whew, that felt good!
Au Revior