There's a great scene in the film "The Big Easy". John Goodman plays a New Orleans cop, and at one point he's asked to surrender his weapons before he enters a room. He drops two pistols on the table, then a derringer, then multiple knives, a pair of brass knuckles, a billy club, a blackjack, pepper spray, and so on. It's like a rain of weapons, they practically overflow off the table. Finally he looks up and says, "and if that don't work, I p*** on 'em".