[andy58-in-nh]

No offense intended. Our local classical stations do not often (read:ever) play selections from the ASO.

Eight years of the monstrous Clinton Regime has perhaps poisoned my mind as regards Arkansan culture. So, mia culpa. As a reasonable person of no small mind, I am persuaded to seek out any evidence of intelligent life in Little Rock or the Ozarks, or anywhere else you would care to direct me.

[banjo joe]

So, mia culpa. As a reasonable person of no small mind, I am persuaded to seek out any evidence of intelligent life in Little Rock or the Ozarks, or anywhere else you would care to direct me.

Here, bub; I'll direct you to your spelling: mea culpa and punctuation (foreign words and phrases are italicised).