[Fabozz]

"Cops also were told the deadly poisons sarin gas and cyanide could be contained in a list of specific household items -- light bulbs, soda bottles, aerosol spray cans, fire extinguishers, briefcases or mayonnaise jars. Police officers are to be on the lookout for men who appear freshly shaven with cuts or nicks -- which could indicate a beard has just been removed..."

There you go, NYPD—be on the lookout for briefcase-carrying men who recently shaved. You should be especially alert for these men downtown and on the subway in the morning. The terrorists are as good as caught...

[BurbankKarl]

And looking at Cadillac XLR ads while riding the subway...

>>>>There you go, NYPD—be on the lookout for briefcase-carrying men who recently shaved. You should be especially alert for these men downtown and on the subway in the morning. The terrorists are as good as caught...