To: BurbankKarl
For sale: French military rifle. Never used, dropped once.
2 posted on
02/14/2003 1:02:23 AM PST by
Ichneumon
To: BurbankKarl
Q: Why does Paris have tree-lined streets?
A: Because the Germans like to march in the shade!
3 posted on
02/14/2003 3:03:41 AM PST by
gridlock
(All we are saying, Is give war a chance....)
To: BurbankKarl
( Philosophical) If the French army is mobilized but there are no enemies around to fight will they still surrender?
4 posted on
02/14/2003 3:08:51 AM PST by
weikel
(Anti democratic right of Atilla reactionary objectivist tory minarchist monarchist 4eva)
To: BurbankKarl
These were on the Fred Barnes French joke thread...
Q:How many French military personel does it take to defend Paris?
A:No one knows because it's never been tried
Q:What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands raised in the air?
A:The French Army
....and thanks to the freepers who posted these first so I could "Joe Biden" them.....
6 posted on
02/14/2003 3:18:03 AM PST by
musicman
To: ml/nj
ping
8 posted on
02/14/2003 4:14:02 AM PST by
upier
(War is not a game.)
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