[clamper1797]

Musta been tough getting past Niagra Falls

[jonascord]

It is obvious that the Iraqi sub climbed the falls at night, sort of like a big salmon.

The big worry is the threat to cheese factories up and down the shores of Lake Michigan. Now that formal relations with France have collapsed, our only source will be Wisconsin. Venezualan Beaver cheese is being smuggled in thru Mexico, but this threat to Cheddar cannot go unanswered! We must open up the untapped ANCR (Artic North Cheese Reserve) and start milking elk and cariboo... Mr. McCheese is counting on us...

[jriemer]

Send out the carrier USS Wolverine to get that Iraqi sub...