[Lancey Howard]

That's funny - - especially this part:

"The American People are a loving people. We do not seek to take your oil or your wealth. Look at our history. Did we not help Taiwan and South Korea? We did not colonize them or control them or steal their wealth. We can make a gasoline substitute out of our corn from our millions of acres of land that is not even under cultivation now. We are a very powerful wealthy country that only wants your government, under an evil dicatator, to stop threatening his neighbors and the world."

[Jonathan]

Yes. In the PAST we didn't take the loot. But this time your oil is going to be pumped out at bargain prices to make up for the blood and treasure that we spent ridding the world of your monstrous leaders.

P.S. We will cancel all of your foreign debts to France and Germany however.