[Poohbah]

Sorry, kiddo.

Forcing businesses to shell out money for other people's benefit is socialism. Forcing them to stay here is socialism at its apex of achievement, when they built walls and machine-gun nests to keep people from leaving.

[nanomid]

socialism - a system of society or group living in which there is no private property : a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state

protectionism - an advocate of government economic protection for domestic producers through restrictions on foreign competitors

nitwit - a scatterbrained or stupid person