You Know You're a Liberal If...

[coloradan]

Roger that. William F. Buckley is a liberal, and x42 is a conservative. According to you.

[BlessedBeGod]

You refuse to vote for Josh Gracin on American Idol because he's a {{{ gasp! }}} U.S. Marine.

[crude77]

Bump

[Cinnamon Girl]

You feel that the planet would be better off if human beings weren't on it, but you're terrified that nuclear bombs are going to wipe out the world's population.

[KLT]

If you're a meanspirited, arrogant, condenscending liberal...GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[VaBthang4]

According to me...

Anyone who wants to make smoking dope legal, is a LIBERAL.

[dpa5923]

self-ping

[spindoctor]

You know you're a liberal if you think the Nobel Peace Prize is a prestigious honor.

[Cinnamon Girl]

Good one.

[Nitro]

5. When people try to discuss the current administration with you, your face becomes red, you raise your voice and use the words: "idiot" and "oil" repeatedly.

Paradoxically, this one fits both...

except Conservatives are correct!!

[Cinnamon Girl]

Maybe I don't get it. I don't get angry talking about our administration. I think they're great.

[Nitro]

I was thinking along the lines of having to say to the liberals "you're an idiot, it isn't about the oil!!"