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You know you're a liberal if:

You can simultaneously be in favor of manditory electric vehicles and against hydroelectric dams, nuke plants and fossil fuel plants.

You can be a member of both PETA and Planned Parenthood.

You can think that playing the President on TV gives you true political insight.

You can vote for Grey Davis and still be stunned when your taxes shoot up.

You can believe that educrats have found a new and better way to teach kids to read, that no one has ever tried before in history.

You think that bond issues, fees, licences, permits, etc. aren't the same as taxes.

You think scientific progress can be mandated by law.

You think that dead people should vote early and often, especially if they are American Indians in South Dakota.

You think Bush is a racist and Sharpton isn't.