[farmer18th]

The idea of saying anyting that would be the least bit repressive to a child keeps you from having children until you are 41. At 42, you are divorced and using the term "single parent" in every other sentence. You see your life as some sort of crusade. In fact, you see yourself as the subject for a made for TV movie staring Reba McIntyre.

[Cinnamon Girl]

You bring a wedding gift to your best friends' daughter's wedding to another chick and think it was nice that the service included both a UU minister and a female rabbi. (sorry Mom)