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Tom Delay told me that he has some money he needs to move out of Nigeria. He's going to let me keep a nice percentage of it for myself!

[Naspino]

I like this:

"Because of the tremendous volume of mail we receive each day, unfortunately, we cannot accept e-mail which comes from outside the 22nd District of Texas. I trust you will understand. If you prefer to send me regular mail, also known as "snail mail," please do so."

Now we know why Tom receives a tremendous volume of mail from ourside the 22nd District -- cause his soliciting people from all 50 states with telemarketing. Bet these are the same people calling from the Pro-Life Committee.