Sept. 11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed arrested in Pakistan

Fox News...Tony Snow | 03/01/03 | Toonces T. Cat

[lorrainer]

INTERROGATOR (hopefully somewhere in Egypt): Big Jihad Burger. That's that Moslem burger joint. I heard they got some tasty camelburgers. I ain't never had one myself, how are they?

KHALID: They're good.

INTERROGATOR: Mind if I try one of yours?

KHALID: No.

INTERROGATOR: Uuummmm, that's a tasty camelburger. Achmed, you ever try a Big Allah Burger?

ACHMED: No, I ain't hungry.

INTERROGATOR: Well, if you like camelburgers, give'em a try sometime. Me, I can't usually eat 'em 'cause my virgin's a vegetarian. Which more or less makes me a vegetarian, but I sure love the taste of a good camelburger.

(to Khalid) You know what they call a Quarter Pounder Goatburger with Feta in France?

KHALID: No.

INTERREGATOR: Tell 'em Achmed.

ACHMED: Intifadah With Feta.

INTERROGATOR: Intifadah With Feta, you know why they call it that?

KHALID: Because of the metric system?

INTERROGATOR: Check out the brains on Khalid!

[friendly]

lol

[Malsua]

It just doesn't get much better than this :) :)

It's too bad he can only be killed once.

-Mal

[Empireoftheatom48]

Yes yes yes Nick Danger "And there's Hamburger all over the highway...."!! Firesign Theatre "Shoes for Industry" Sorry to get off the point.

[Toskrin]

I would love to get on the inside and see how these guys are handled. No, I don't mean the physical torture, I mean the mind shag.

For an in-detail description of how the Soviets did it, read the third chapter of Solzhenitsyn's The Gulag Archipelago.

The key piece of breaking someone down mentally seems to be sleep deprivation. Severe sleep deprivation removes your will, your personality, and your grip on reality. It takes you to frightening places that your mind has never seen before.

[roses of sharon]

That would be great, but it has always bugged me that the fate of Osama it somehow under Bush's control, he of course gives the order "go get him, at any cost, use every power of the gov."

But if the military does not get him, or the Feds, what does that have to do with Bush? He is not actually chasing him down himself.

Clinton or Gore would not be blamed by me either. And I sure would not be critical of the military and the Fed, they are risking their lives out there.

Finding one guy in a steaming vat of millions of muslims, in 60 countries, where NONE of his fellow muslims will turn him in is close to impossible.

We must hope for very good intelligence.