FReeper Fun: Select your Hollywood human shield "dream team"

[The G Man]

Given the opportunity to pick a Hollywood elitist, human shield, "dream team," what 5 celebrities would you select to chain to an Iraqi munitions depot that is targetted for the first wave of the coming war?

For me i'm picking:

Barbra Streisand
Martin Sheen
Mike Farrell
Susan Sarandon
Rob Reiner

Honorable mention to Danny Glover. Sorry, Danny .. maybe next time.

[BradyLS]

Okay! I'll add:

Senator "Sheets" Byrd
Sean Penn
Ted Turner
Alec Baldwin
Al Franken

[mikeb704]

Ed Asner, Julia Roberts, Jessica Lange, George Looney, Sean Penn

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

[RightOnline]

The cast of "West Wing". Please.

[Texas Eagle]

Sean "Phnom" Penn

Jeanene Galapagos

Al-samoud Franken

Osama Ben Affleck

Carrot Top

[BradyLS]

Okay, I'll drop my Sean Penn and replace him with Michael Moore!

[philetus]

I would pick Rosie O'Donnell.

She could shield the whole country single handed.

[mikeb704]

Not necessary. I'll just add Mr. Marlo Thomas . . . oh, and Ms. Marlo Thomas as well.

[BradyLS]

Special Bunker Buster target detail: Ira Einhorn. May his fat carcass burn for eternity.

[beaversmom]

Wow, it's really hard to limit it to just five but I'll give it a shot. Here's my human shield dream team:

Ed Asner (for being a fat old idiot)
Sean Penn (for being an ugly treasonous idiot)
George Clooney (for being a cocky idiot)
Janeane Garofalo (for being a greasy idiot)
Spike Lee (for being a racist troll idiot)

[stanz]

My choice:

Jane Fonda
Janeane Garofalo
Robert Altman
Jessica Lange
Alec Baldwin
Ed Harris

[TADSLOS]

Robert Altman
Alec Baldwin
Jane Fonda
Danny Glover
Sean Penn
Madonna
Bono
Ed Asner

Of course, with the possible exceptions of Fonda and Penn, none of these faux intellectual luminaries have the courage of their convictions

[Dan from Michigan]

Martin Sheen, Ed Asner, George Clooney, Ben Affleck, BS Streisand

[BradyLS]

Excellent choices! Add Pat Murray, Tiny Tommy, and David Boniour to the list, too.

[Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh]

Amazing how war on drugs posts get bumped to the censorship, cough, i mean chat room, but this kind of totally inappropriate and mean-spirited trash is allowed to stay.

I wouldn't wish death on anyone, no matter how stupid they are.

[oldtimer]

Instead we don't buy or rent any of Hollywood product produced by these ultra leftists.

No movies! No CD's, No nothing!

I wish there were five million Freepers!

[BradyLS]

What about murderers like Ira Einhorn?

[The G Man]

Death? They're gonna be shields! They're gonna put their money where their ample mouths are.

PS - lighten up

[A_perfect_lady]

Ooh, Bono, good call. But I'll bump him because for all his pandering, he hasn't said anything snotty about the US from what I've heard. (Too busy trying to get our money.)

Okay, here's mine:

Woody Harrelson, Sarandon, Fonda, Garofalo, & Baldwin.

[A_perfect_lady]

I wouldn't wish death on anyone, no matter how stupid they are.

Gosh, you're a lot nicer than I am, I wish death on people all the time.