"I'm screwed."
1 posted on
03/02/2003 1:53:53 PM PST by
jimbo123
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To: jimbo123
"Man, what a
baaaad day.
And to think it all started when
I told my host's mother-in-law
to wear her burka in the house
-- she looks like Helen Thomas."
205 posted on
03/02/2003 7:16:50 PM PST by
T Ruth
To: jimbo123
He ain't pretty no more!
To: jimbo123
Shaikh Mohammed shortly after his capture: "I don't know where I am, and I sure as he!! don't know where I am going."
Heheheh.
5.56mm
214 posted on
03/02/2003 7:37:44 PM PST by
M Kehoe
To: jimbo123
He looks like a Frenchman.
To: jimbo123
I can't believe I ate the whole thing!
Apologies to Alka-Selzer and post-boomers.
216 posted on
03/02/2003 7:51:22 PM PST by
DrNo
To: jimbo123
Isn't that the guy who played "Baboo" on Seinfeld?
To: jimbo123
"Mom, have you ever had that not-so-fresh feeling?"
219 posted on
03/02/2003 10:03:04 PM PST by
Rainbow Rising
(Always treat liberals with compassion. Speak slowly and use small words so they can keep up.)
To: jimbo123
"I hate waking up to a 6 pack of flach-bang and an M203 on each temple"221 posted on
03/03/2003 6:03:38 AM PST by
ChadGore
(No matter where you go, there you are.)
To: jimbo123
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing...."
222 posted on
03/03/2003 6:07:15 AM PST by
steve-b
To: jimbo123
I think they ought to start publishing pictures like this of the bad guys, not their passport photos or other "good" shots...let people see what ordinary looking folk (or less, in this case) these so-called "Warriors of Islam" are...
223 posted on
03/03/2003 6:08:20 AM PST by
Toirdhealbheach Beucail
(Am fear nach gheibh na h-airm 'n am na sith, cha bith iad aige 'nam a chogaidh)
To: jimbo123
bump
225 posted on
03/03/2003 6:22:58 AM PST by
ChadGore
(No matter where you go, there you are.)
To: jimbo123
"Geez, I should probably stop combing my hair with an eggbeater".
To: jimbo123
My real estate business has gone broke.
How can I collect monthly rent on my now-vacant apartments which once housed sleepers?
All my "sleeping" tenants have quickly left the US or gone to prison.
229 posted on
03/03/2003 8:29:22 AM PST by
syriacus
(Saddam's fundraiser. Charge inspectors + shields $5 each to use sledgehammers on the missiles)
To: jimbo123
bttt
230 posted on
03/03/2003 2:35:53 PM PST by
ChadGore
(No matter where you go, there you are.)
To: jimbo123
"Hi! I'm Ron Jeromy's evil twin."
To: jimbo123
"Hey, you got a wrong guy! I'm not Khalid Mohammed! I'm Mohammed Khalid!"
233 posted on
03/03/2003 4:02:29 PM PST by
Revolting cat!
(Someone left the cake out in the rain I dont think that I can take it coz it took so long to bake it)
To: jimbo123
If I promise not to drink right out of the milk carton again, will I get time off for good behavior?
234 posted on
03/04/2003 12:17:19 PM PST by
syriacus
(Schumer..peering over your glasses won't make you a judge. You have to work hard, too.)
To: jimbo123
And the democRats have their presidential candidate.
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