[TXnMA]

I particularly favor the "helicopter ride" gambit from the movie, "The Gods Must Be Crazy!":

Take the blindfolded perp into a running helicopter, rumble around a bit, then, when he doesn't talk, shove him out the door.

When he finally stops screaming, and realizes the chopper was still on or very near the ground, say, "Next time, we go up!" < LOL >

[Gamecock]

Take the blindfolded perp into a running helicopter, rumble around a bit, then, when he doesn't talk, shove him out the door.

NO, no, no. You put him and a couple of his buddies on a chopper, blindfold them all, then start pushing his buddies out. They scream, he sings.