[demosthenes the elder]

You have just created a very good title for a book on this lunacy. Run with it - you'll get rich, and these idiots will get (posthumously? we can hope...) humiliated. That's a win-win scenario if ever I have seen one.

[Blue Scourge]

lol, I wish I could take credit for it, I saw it on here a little over a month ago and cracked up. But not a bad idea...*begins looking up patent office*