[LaraCroft]

If you'd ever seen the woman up close, you'd beg for her to wear a burqa. I hate to get petty and superficial, but the woman is hideous, as in she'd be really ugly if she were a guy. Her make up is so thick you could scrape it off with a spoon... she is scary looking. As what is outside reflects the inside.

Um... I don't think I want to look like her at whatever age.

[CounterCounterCulture]

If I was superficial, I'd say...
If MacKenzie Phillips and Patti Smith had a kid together, it would look like Chrissie Hynde. ;-)

[KevinB]

as in she'd be really ugly if she were a guy.

In an early incarnation of her current group she pretended to be a guy. Hence the name of the band (true story).