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Why did the chicken cross the road...(the real answer)
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Posted on 03/06/2003 4:34:20 PM PST by Moosefart
Why did the chicken cross the road............The chicken crossed the road because...
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posted on
03/06/2003 4:34:20 PM PST
by
Moosefart
To: Moosefart
Simple...to show the raccoons, possums, and skunks that it could be DONE.
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posted on
03/06/2003 4:37:20 PM PST
by
redhead
To: Moosefart
With the coming war and current events I think it would be prudent to keep what bandwidth and resources FR has related to the coming war and current events rather than to waste it on posts such as this.
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posted on
03/06/2003 4:38:05 PM PST
by
TSgt
(“If I do my full duty, the rest will take care of itself.” - General George S. Patton)
To: redhead
and the armadilloes!
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posted on
03/06/2003 4:40:59 PM PST
by
clintonh8r
(It is better to be feared than to be respected.)
To: Moosefart
The chicken crossed the road because...He realized that the Iraqis had stationed him in a place where bombs might actually fall.
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posted on
03/06/2003 4:41:04 PM PST
by
Physicist
To: MikeWUSAF
Cool it, everyone! The Bandwith Police are on to us!
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posted on
03/06/2003 4:43:08 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: Moosefart
Because Saddam was exploding poison warheads on his side.
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posted on
03/06/2003 4:43:58 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
LOL!
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posted on
03/06/2003 4:44:37 PM PST
by
Moosefart
To: Moosefart
'cause it's too far to walk around.
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posted on
03/06/2003 4:44:47 PM PST
by
Mr. Thorne
(Where's the global warming?! I'm cold NOW!)
To: Moosefart
The chicken, an avian shield, had to return to his home before the bombs dropped.
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posted on
03/06/2003 4:49:57 PM PST
by
JmyBryan
To: Moosefart
To check for Iraqi nerve gas for the Marines waiting behind.
To: Moosefart
I have absolutely NO idea why the chicken crossed the road.
But could you please tell me why the pervert crossed the road? Because his Richard was stuck in the chicken.
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posted on
03/06/2003 4:50:01 PM PST
by
donozark
To: MikeWUSAF
You telling us that the military has no sense of humor? I would hope otherwise.
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posted on
03/06/2003 4:50:13 PM PST
by
Kay
To: Moosefart
..... To watch a man lay bricks .....
To: Moosefart
lol
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posted on
03/06/2003 4:51:22 PM PST
by
Maedhros
To: donozark
But could you please tell me why the pervert crossed the road? Because his Richard was stuck in the chicken.
D'Oh! And then there's:
Why did the rubber cross the road?
Because it got pissed off!
ughhhh!
To: Moosefart
While driving in town recently, I saw a chicken on the side of the road in front of a KFC. It became patently obvious that the chicken was scared to death (don't ask for details) but I think we can assume why she didn't want to stay where she was.
To: DeaconBenjamin
The colonel is hard on those yard birds.
To: Moosefart
To die...alone...in the rain.
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posted on
03/06/2003 4:59:02 PM PST
by
SoDak
To: SoDak
LOL! Thats one of the best answers!
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