You and my wife - she loves that movie. Personally - and don't take this as an attack on you - I thought that it sucked s*** faster than a shop vac in a septic tank.
On the other hand, I do like Bruce, and I'm more than happy to give him credit for the good movies he's made - "Unbreakable", "Sixth Sense", "12 Monkeys", "Pulp Fiction", and so forth. If we ever happen to stop by your place, by all means pull out "Hudson Hawk" - you'll make my wife happy, and you two can watch it while I go and kill myself ;)
WAAAAHHHHH! You don't agree with me! You're picking on me! I'll sue! I'll put the habeus on your grabbus!
WAAAHHHHH!
Now, on the other hand, you did have the good sense to marry your wife, obviously an intelligent and highly-sensitive woman.