[Conspiracy Guy]

Let's take Canada now. We won't even need our military to do it. Gimme 3 Alabama State Troopers and one hour and all that fishing and hunting land is ours. We'll turn the cities into resorts for hunting and fishing and send all the Canadians back to the middle east.

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

Heck, you don't even need state troopers. Just one good huntin' club should do the trick. (The guns, doncha know.)

[Hat-Trick]

Can we at least consider keeping the ice-hockey infrastructure and Canada's ongoing supply of NHL players? It would, after all, give the U.S. a more competitive Olympic Hockey team.

I'd even be willing to give up the high-quality Canadian whiskey.

Hat-Trick

[Renfield]

I get dibs on Labrador!!