I was given these in e-mail recently. I accept neither credit nor blame for originating them:
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Q: How do you stop a French tank?
A: By shooting the soldier pushing it.
Q: Why does the new French Navy have glass-bottom boats?
A: So they can see the old French Navy....
Q: How can you recognize a French veteran?
A: Sunburned armpits.
Q: What is a Frenchman with a sheep and a goat under each arm?
A: Bisexual.
Q: The French have just ordered a new national flag.
A: It's a white cross on a white background
Q: Where do you find 60million French jokes?
A: In France.
Q: How many gears in a French tank?
A: Six: five reverse and one forward, in case they are attacked from behind.
Something to ponder:
You are the President of the United States. Scientists have
discovered a meteor that is headed towards the earth. They have calculated that it will strike France in 2 days, at approximately 2:30 A.M. The meteor is large enough to completely wipe France from the face of the earth forever. France and the United Nations have requested that the United States send all available ships and aircraft to help evacuate the country. Among the ships and planes you could be sending are many that are being used to fight the war on terror overseas.
As the President, you must decide. Do you :
A. Stay up late on the night of the impact to watch the coverage live?
or
B. Tape it and watch it in the morning?
A. Stay up late on the night of the impact to watch the coverage live? B. Tape it and watch it in the morning?
C. You do both! First, the joy of watching it LIVE... and then, the tape, to watch it over and over and over....*sigh of abject happiness*
Q: How do you get the French to attack?
A: Give them a knife and turn your back.