CAPTION This: Bush on the phone

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[GrandMoM]

"Hey,President Jiang Zemin, I just wanted to let you know we just closed all Wal-Mart and Costco stores, so we're sending your ships back!!

BWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAA-HAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[guitfiddlist]

"Yeah Jacques...that's right...your foreign minister's running around saying that if I showed up at the UN for the vote..you would too..and we could then go mano a mano...no, I don't hear any static...hello? Jacques? Ya there?....frikkin' wimp."

[sweetliberty]

"Oh, woar, woar...is that all you men can talk about?"

LOL! Expresses very well how I have been feeling lately. QUIT TALKING ALREADY!!!!!

[ConservativeConvert]

Whaddya mean "weeks not months"? I said "years not decades"!

[sweetliberty]

"Sure Saddam. I think I can arrange to have Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson come over there to discuss alternatives. Will the 17'th work for you?"

[lorrainer]

"No, Helen, I STILL won't answer your asinine questions! Now quit calling me!"

[sweetliberty]

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush agree to meet in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new disarmament program. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Hussein's chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again George carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of talks between the two countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush right in the groin, he's finally had enough. "I'm headin' back home!" he calmly tells Saddam.

"We'll finish these talks in Washington in two weeks!"

Two weeks later Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Saddam notices three buttons on Bush's chair arm and prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation. They begin talking and George presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. George snickers, and they continue talking. A few minutes later he presses the second button.

Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. They continue the talks but when the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, but again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.

"Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Iraq!"

George says, through tears of laughter, "What Iraq??"

[My2Cents]

Reminiscent of another "bent finger" proclamation:

I do not have any respect for that nation, France. Not any. Now I need to get back to doing the work of the people."

[timydnuc]

GW: "Hello"

Voice from the other end of the line: "Is this here the Pres'dent"?

GW: "Yes Sir it is, and who am I talkin' to"?

Voice form the other end: "GW this here is BillybobJim Hobart from Muleshoe Texas. How's yer mama'un'em? I'm that ole boy that started out huntin' Ole Sammy bin Loudmouth, you hear 'bout it, didn't ja"?

GW: "Yessir, I did hear somethin' 'bout that. What can I do for ya, brother BillybobJim"?

BBJH: "Well, I wus just a wonderin' if that there reward for the Dirtbag was for Dead or Alive? You know that 25 millyun'!

GW: "Yessir, Billbob Jim it was".

Sound from the other end: "BANG"!

BBJH: Thank ya sir, that's all I needed to know"!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"Listen...Saddam. When the President of the United States says, 'Pull my finger'...you don't want to pull my finger. Because I eat lightning and crap thunder! 50 megaton thunder!"

[f.Christian]

"Ship her out ... what --- she's having a baby --- not in this country" !

A pregnant Tahitian lady legally married to an American both residing here in Hawaii were notified by the police and immigration Saturday --- she will be deported due to the fact she is presently a French national no longer welcome in America ... while citizenship papers were already on file for her to live here permanently!

I posted this under 'breaking news' and it was bumped over to ... chat !

[FirstTomato]

Thanks Al. I'm glad as hell I won, too.

[apackof2]

God, Help us do what we must do now.

PS 144:1 Praise be to the LORD my Rock,
who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle.

ECC 3:8 a time to love and a time to hate, a time for war and a time for peace.

[ErnBatavia]

"Get that rice dick out and up on the bar! It's 'measurement time'! "

[lorrainer]

LOL! May I forward this to my good, young Republican niece who's stuck out in Liberalville on the East Coast? Thanks!

[sweetliberty]

By all means. :-)

[Alouette]

Hello, Sheryl Crow? I just want to tell you that we are having a Grand Country Concert at the White House with Darryl Worley, Toby Keith, Charlie Daniels, and--no, you are not invited to perform--we're ordering 1000 "I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOUR APPEASEMENT, MS. CROW" T-shirts.

[f.Christian]

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