[Isara]

applying makeup at a traffic light

I saw worse. She was applying her makeup while driving slowly on a highway.

[Alberta's Child]

It doesn't even have to be a "she" -- a friend of mine once saw a guy dressed as a clown in a car driving on the New Jersey Turnpike. Fortunately, he was a professional who did not need to apply his finishing touches using the rear-view mirror.

You can't make this stuff up.