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1 posted on 03/14/2003 3:46:38 PM PST by vannrox
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...teeor plot?

Calm down, people.

2 posted on 03/14/2003 3:48:35 PM PST by Senator Pardek
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"...But, they had been in us for at least a year..."
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Did I ever tell you the story about my tape-worm?
3 posted on 03/14/2003 3:48:49 PM PST by error99 ("I believe stupidity should hurt."...used by permission from null and void all copyrights apply...)
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Fake dogs?
ABCD puppies?
LMNO puppies.
OSAR puppies,
CMP?
4 posted on 03/14/2003 3:49:24 PM PST by RightWhale (Theorems link concepts: Proofs establish links)
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This doesn't pass the smell test.
5 posted on 03/14/2003 3:49:33 PM PST by NeoCaveman (Let's get on with it already!)
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I'd trust someone named Mohammed with a security issue about as far as I could throw him.
6 posted on 03/14/2003 3:49:43 PM PST by Guillermo (Sic 'Em)
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"The dogs were unable to pass any dog sniffing tests..."

Not even the butt-sniffing tests?

8 posted on 03/14/2003 3:50:50 PM PST by Voice in your head (Nuke Baghdad)
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The dogs were unable to pass any dog sniffing tests...

"My dog has no nose."

"How does he smell?"

"Terrible."

11 posted on 03/14/2003 3:53:42 PM PST by marshmallow
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My first thought when I heard this was "These idiotic bureaucrats bought the dogs without testing them?".

Typical of "Our tax dollars at work".
13 posted on 03/14/2003 3:55:38 PM PST by jackbill
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I have to take a shower, ping me if anything new comes out...
15 posted on 03/14/2003 3:57:42 PM PST by RaceBannon
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They were trained to detect stink bombs, I presume.
16 posted on 03/14/2003 3:58:53 PM PST by boomop1
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Holycrap, a sleeper cell of dogs. Those bas*ards have thought of everything.
17 posted on 03/14/2003 3:59:03 PM PST by small voice in the wilderness
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Federal agent: "Can your dogs sniff out bombs?"

Mohammad: Oh, yes. Definitely, effendi."

(One year passes by)

Federal agent: "Hey, you miserable bastard!! I thought you said that your dogs can sniff out bombs!!"

Mohammad: "I did. But they are not my doggahs"......

18 posted on 03/14/2003 4:01:46 PM PST by tracer (/b>)
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The dogs were graduates of the Blix Bomb Sniffing Acadamy in Baghdad.
19 posted on 03/14/2003 4:04:45 PM PST by YOMO
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Well, while I am completely convinced that the perp should be shot for this.. You do have to kind of admire his originality.

So, I would respect that.. While I shot him.

23 posted on 03/14/2003 4:09:35 PM PST by Jhoffa_ (Yes, there is sexual tension between Sammy & Frodo.)
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A search for "dogs" on Google News brings this up, but no "Mohammed" mentioned:

Posted on Fri, Mar. 14, 2003
Man Accused in Bomb-Sniffing Dogs Case

Associated Press

The federal government Friday arrested a businessman who had provided it with purported bomb-sniffing dogs that were allegedly unable to detect even 50 pounds of dynamite.

Russell Lee Ebersole, 43, was in custody Friday awaiting arraignment next week on fraud and other charges.

Ebersole is accused of lying about the qualifications of his dogs and their handlers and faking certifications. He did business with several federal agencies, including the State Department and the Federal Reserve.

Ebersole, owner of Detector Dogs Against Drugs and Explosives near Winchester, Va., was paid $700,000 for work for the agencies in 2001 and 2002.

Thursday's indictment alleges Ebersole's dogs failed five independent tests. In one, dogs and handlers were unable to detect 50 pounds of dynamite and 15 pounds of plastic explosives hidden in vehicles.

Ebersole's lawyer, Spencer Ault, said his client is innocent.

"Russ is a very talented dog trainer and handler. He has trained many dogs that have protected many people," Ault said. "The allegations that have been made cannot be supported."

Ebersole was indicted on 26 counts, each of which carries a maximum prison sentence of five years.

Virginia officials earlier brought charges against Ebersole that could have led to the loss of his certification. A hearing officer dismissed them, citing insufficient evidence.

But the state has since charged Ebersole with perjury for allegedly submitting fraudulent documents about his training and expertise during the hearing.


27 posted on 03/14/2003 4:24:01 PM PST by browardchad
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A ping for the comments. ('Cause I owed you a chuckle...)

28 posted on 03/14/2003 4:25:02 PM PST by AnnaZ
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teeor plot

REED ALERT!
29 posted on 03/14/2003 4:25:12 PM PST by BJClinton (Ignorance is Blix.)
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Apparently a man was arrested for selling a number of "trained" bomb-sniffing dogs to the Federal Government, and the various Sate governments.

The word, "sate" should never be used in the same sentence with the word, "government."

34 posted on 03/14/2003 4:30:04 PM PST by Old Professer
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This has got to be the best thread I've seen in weeks.

I'm rolling on the floor.

The google search for "dog+Mohammad" was the topper.

44 posted on 03/14/2003 5:06:12 PM PST by Amerigomag
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"A Day in the Life of a Bomb Sniffing Dog"


45 posted on 03/14/2003 5:32:53 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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