[Poohbah]

"It's a very short flight from Iraq to here," Jones said. "If it happens, we'll sound the alarm and dive into the bunkers. And when we come out, we'll smite this guy with a fury he has never seen before."

You gotta wonder about the briefcase that the military guy totes around with the President.

I hope the Big Red Button is marked "SMITE."

[webber]

I think the Big, Red Button reads "WIPEOUT"!!