[You Dirty Rats]

These Texans surrendered that quickly to the Euros?

If they had been at the Alamo, there would have been three survivors.

Attention Texas: Cleanup on aisle 1940. These losers aren't worthy of the Lone Star State. They need to move to Ithaca, NY.

Vichy Chicks, indeed!

[SpookBrat]

I'm just glad I'm visiting Texas this week when she said it. The anger here is amazing and I'm thrilled. She messed with Texas pride...Texans don't forget anything.