Michael Moore Writes to the President (Turd in the Punchbowl Alert)

[Petronski]

I recommend washing with the antibacterial soap of your choice...or maybe kerosene...to get rid of the poisonous scum steaming from his necrotic soul.

[anobjectivist]

Ahhh he mentions bill maher, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

...wait...a...minute...I...feel...something...coming...up...

*blech*

[Hodar]

..., a Frenchman who built the Chevrolet, and a pair of French brothers who invented the movies?

Wow.... with credentials like that, why aren't we taking advice from the French? < /sarcasm>

[MNlurker]

Its been awhile since I heard a pig squeal...

You know arguments are running out when MM has to use Bill Maher and the Pope to make his points... LOL

[Brandon]

Dear Governor Bush:

They should return it to Moore, with a note saying:

So sorry we opened this by mistake. You were apparently writing to the President's brother, Jeb. His address is in Tallahasse."

Either that, or reply with an opening salutation, "Dear Miss Moore ...."

[Maceman]

I'm sure that once W reads Mr. Moore's cogent letter, he will reconsider his decision to go to war.

[Future Snake Eater]

...gas now costs two dollars a gallon -- the list goes on and on.

Keep hope alive! Kill Iraqis -- they got our oil!!

So what's his point? Fighting for oil is good or fighting for oil is bad?

[clintonh8r]

Thanks...I needed a laxative.

[wideawake]

The Pope has said this war is wrong, that it is a SIN. The Pope!

First of all, Mikey, the Pope didn't say this.

But the Pope did promulgate the new Catechism, which definitely states that GLUTTONY is still a deadly sin.

How's that glass house, Mikey?

[Miss Marple]

Well, I waded through this, and I guess I will stick to one factual correction, which indicates to me how little Moore knows about anything. Prior to being elected, President Bush had traveled to China, Mexico, Israel, Italy, and Great Britain. Those countries listed are the ones for which I have documentation. My guess is that he probably was also in several more.

Since I took the time to find out about this and it is easily verifiable, I must assume that Mr. Moore is either stupid or a liar, or both.

[b4its2late]

Dear Governor Bush?

What a clymer.

[hchutch]

No kidding...

Hope he enjoys the irrelevance when we produce the evidence that we were right all along.

[finnman69]

Michael. Please order some bacon cheeseburgers, freedom fries, a super size coke, ice cream w/ hot fudge and nuts on it.

One of these days that heart of yours wont be able to move around the bulk of 5 people and will quit. You should be ashamed eating like that when there are starving kids in Africa.

[b4its2late]

P.S. I love to see us driving liberals to the brink.

[blackdog]

Try going to Iraq, or any other country for that matter and write that letter to their sitting president. In China they would be frying him like today's dog and feed his entrails to rats.

Every time this bloated stink bag writes this stuff, he only praises Bush in reality.

[dighton]

Sputnik Design Works

[clintonh8r]

Damn! In that entire rant, not once did he mention FReepers. RAT bastard!

[Dionysius]

What I wouldn't give for five minutes alone with that disgusting, malignant slob!

[GeorgeBerryman]

Someone needs to ask Moore what went wrong last November on 'Payback Tuesday.'

Oh that's right--they can't. He took down his message board when people started rubbing his face in it on 'Reality Wednesday.'

[Hildy]

AARRRGHHH why do you guys always have to post what this idiot says.