[CathyRyan]

gallows humor...I have family that are planning to vist from another state next month...Do you think I need to clean the house or will we be under quarantine by then?

[Mother Abigail]

The seeker came to the master and asked: "What must I do to be enlightened teacher?"

The master responded: "Have you eaten you supper?"

The seeker nodded: "Yes"

And the good master said: "Go do the dishes"

The seeker obediently went and did the dishes, whereupon he became enlightened....

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Looking around my house, I'd hope for the quarantine...