[sonofatpatcher2]

I'll start the ball rolling with
"Take that you American swine! We French have our honor at stake."

[sheikdetailfeather]

Chirac to Bush: "Please! Land this plane at once! Okay! I admit it! I admit it! Upon further inspection...I don't have the equipment to accomplish this mission!"

[Free_at_last_-2001]

after Bush's media sucess landing a plane on a ship hilary gets flying lessons!