It's kind of neat that we've got all this power. Maybe we need to harness it in other ways as well.
How about a deal that says you show you VRWC Freeper membership card and you get discounts -- kind of like an AARP for the living.
15% off on all firearms and ammunition.
All cheese -- 20% off.
All SUVs at dealer cost.
10% off on all barbeque grills; an additional 5% on the really high capacity grills.
Those carrying the liberal card (including celebrities)should only be allowed to purchase:
Small houses (to avoid using too much energy)
Bicycles
No hair dye (too many chemicals, that means you too Tommy Daschle )
blade mowers (no gas)