Saddam is dead or severely wounded (FOX NEWS)

FOX NEWS TV | 3.21.03

[Future Useless Eater]

This is starting to sound like the plot of

- - - Moon Over Parador - - -

An actor (Richard Dreyfuss) happens to be working on location
in the dictatorship of Parador at the time the dictator dies.

The dictator's right hand man, encourages Dreyfuss to play
the dictator, so his party can stay in power.

Dreyfuss successfully fools the masses but not close friends
of the dictator.

[SuziQ]

Officials also said they were receiving conflicting analysis of the identity of the man in the broadcast, noting that Hussein has long been reported to use doubles as a precaution against assassination.

The broadcast was TAPED, and it never mentioned the attack. I believe it was done well before last night's attacks. If he hasn't yet appeared on LIVE TV in Baghdad today, I believe he's already encountered those 72 Virginians in the afterlife.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Looking like the libs will be the only ones who will be "Shocked and Awed".

[Dirk McQuickly]

The Groucho Marx get-up is a dead giveaway.

[thisiskubrick]

I don't like this. Saddam has a "doomsday" plan: trick the US into believing he's dead, allow coalition forces to occupy Bagdhad, and then start a massive anthrax release.

[Captain America]

Possible that Sodom saw one or both of his sons killed, made his statement for tv barely functioning and now is receiving medical treatment somewhere...

[af_vet_rr]

We need to pray for George W Bush-- A GREAT LEADER

No, we need to be praying for those in Iraq right now. Bush has done his job, he doesn't have much left to do except the daily soundbites. It's upto our young men and women in uniform to complete the mission.

[rolling_stone]

Also reminds me of weekend at Bernies..with Iraqis propping up Sadaam via videotapes...

[leadpenny]

Either we got him the other night or we get him soon. My first choice would be to capture him alive. Failing that, I hope they get some body parts or DNA to prove he is history.

[Diddle E. Squat]

I bet you anything Saturday Night Live does a skit where an imposter Saddam gives that speech in those phony Groucho glasses/nose/moustache.

[Beck_isright]

"Kim Jong-Il just crapped his pants."

So did Senator Daschle.

V

[Newbomb Turk]

No, it was his mistress

Goats talk ?

[thisiskubrick]

The Groucho Marx get-up is a "dead" giveaway.


Especially since he's wearing the military uniform of Fredonia.
(random joke that only makes sense if you have seen a specific Marx bros. movie)

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

"Saddams ex wife says the man on the tape was not him. She even took a lie detector test."

As the first reports of the strikes in Iraq were coming in last night I was watching the movie "Dave" as a diversion....the one where Kevin Klein fills in admirably for the president because he looks just like him.......If Saddam is dead, maybe an evil look-alike would just carry on in his stead......this Islam thing obviously is a strange, corrupting disease capable of deranging otherwise good minds, and the minions are obviously capable of believing whatever they are told....They could just carry on the charade with a look alike, or if they were told "Allah turned this other guy into Saddam to thwart the Great Satan", or even "This is Saddm re-incarnated!" millions would likely respond "Okay, that Allah sure is great!"

[FreeReign]

Saddam is dead or severely wounded (FOX NEWS)

How could this be? I was told to think that our millennium Military was vulnerable to motorcycle-mounted couriers and pleasure vessels -- a la Van Riper?

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Saddam got turned in to French Toast Last night...

"He blowed up real good!"

[In The Defense of Liberty]

No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No!!!

DO NOT capture this bozo alive. Can you imagine the problems with holding a trial? He'll probably get Johnny Cockroach for his lawyer and it will take MONTHS to get a conviction - if we ever do - and all the while there will be protests, screwups and no end to reporters mouthing on and on about it. They'll probably turn him into Mumia Abu Jamal.

No thank you. KILL THE BASTARD.

[Conservative4Ever]

I think you should get quote of the day. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Red

[Quix]

But how deep a bunker would that amount and type of ordinance obliterate, pulverize?